by Desert Dog » December 8th, 2010, 2:02 pm
[quote="VICTORG93307"]As president of oildale you need to keep meth production up you shouldn't be distracted by the internets.[/quote]
Its the mayor of Oildale. As Mayor, I have implemented the use of the web to:
1) Monitor police activity.
2) Trade meth and cannabis production techniques with the mayors of Ridgecrest, Taft, Lake Isabella, San Bernardino, and Palmdale.
3) Maximize the client base for local business interests, such as "Popeye's gummy service" and "Stoney Glass".
4) Lower the requirements for section 8 housing, produce cheaper and more readily available meth sources, and maximize Welfare checks in order to give Daleans more disposable income and stimulate the Oildale economy.
5) Start a chatroom for Daleans to discuss effective ways to permanently stay on government subsidies.
6) Attracted doctors willing to give every 08 a medicinal marijuana card.
7) Bring more undocumented workers to the Oildale area, so that more welfare recipients can have gardeners too.
8 ) Open up distribution opportunities for meth outside of Oildale in order to create a trade surplus and optimize our Monetary health.
As you can see Victor, there is more to being the mayor of Oildale than just concentrating on meth production and maintaining the appropriate tooth-to-tattoo ratio if we want to sustain a fiscally successful and responsibly addicted community.
I AM THE TITTY MASTER