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for me,, the night started off on the wrong foot: the moment i pulled up, a restaurant employee(maybe the manager, i don't know) told me that matt and i (and everyone else)would have to stay clear of the handicap spots in front. i'm thinking this means, no more of our shenanigans, and no more stacking for safety reasons should someone legitimately need one or all of those spots.

BUT:

in true IOR fashion, the party carried on, in some cases, teetering on
"out of control"

I LOVE THIS PLACE, thanks for havin me

P.S. nice job on the jackets "desert dog"

Yea I talked to one of managers and they said by law which is true that the handicap has to be open.....

Now for the stacking we can do what the hell we want so by all means stack away

post up your story

example: dusty's old lady offered to kick "redneck" in the ear

Great Meet & Greet!!!

Always a pleasure to see all of you!

I am glad I could talk The Midget out of the house for it!

The Flying Tomato was EPIC!!!

and "Eat a bag of Dicks"

I tossed my nut in Rednecks beer....

Two chicks hit on me.... lol


I threw a flying tomato which stuck to curtis's face lol

* Tomato slices fly through the air much better than nachos
* Ladies get female erections for Becka
* The IOR KOH rig, all shined-up and bad ass
* Roger proudly displaying his new battle scars
* A new manager, that's almost the same as the old manager, but started to not give a shit by the end of the night
* A bartender that will let you touch him anywhere for a tip
* More exposed testicles
* Boobies......glorious boobs
* Opie has a SMOKING HOT wife that is a pre-med student!!!!! WTF
* Jeff REALLLLLY loves the ass play
* Mikeys got some flex now!
* Love petting the sheep
* The board of directors meeting involved tongue
* Don't give a parrot too many margaritas
* Dusty's girl can party
* Redneck loves nuts in his beer
* A CB antenna can launch a glow stick 30 feet into traffic
* Josh drinks smurf jizz
* Henry gets sexier every month
* Never leave your phone unattended
* Broken hearts do mend
* Maybe a buggy can go over rocks, but it can't go under them.............

I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.

[quote="Desert Dog"]* Tomato slices fly through the air much better than nachos
* Ladies get female erections for Becka
* The IOR KOH rig, all shined-up and bad ass
* Roger proudly displaying his new battle scars
* A new manager, that's almost the same as the old manager, but started to not give a shit by the end of the night
* A bartender that will let you touch him anywhere for a tip
* More exposed testicles
* Boobies......glorious boobs
* Opie has a SMOKING HOT wife that is a pre-med student!!!!! WTF
* Jeff REALLLLLY loves the ass play
* Mikeys got some flex now!
* Love petting the sheep
* The board of directors meeting involved tongue
* Don't give a parrot too many margaritas
* Dusty's girl can party
* Redneck loves nuts in his beer
* A CB antenna can launch a glow stick 30 feet into traffic
* Josh drinks smurf jizz
* Henry gets sexier every month
* Never leave your phone unattended
* Broken hearts do mend
* Maybe a buggy can go over rocks, but it can't go under them.............[/quote]



now, that's what i'm talkin about good times

[quote="munepit"]I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.[/quote]


Say what lol

[quote="Beck*A*Poo"][quote="munepit"]I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.[/quote]


Say what lok[/quote]

That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.

[quote="Repsolaaron"]That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.[/quote]


OUCH!

[quote="Repsolaaron"]That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.[/quote]


But.... was it Jeff's or Matt's? COme on Aaron, it's common knowledge that you know the balls of IOR.

now thats gross aaron lol....

Who has pubes???

I have seen half the club's testicles lately, and I must say that we are a well groomed bunch

I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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[quote="Repsolaaron"]I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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probaly aarons pubic from his face

[quote="Beck*A*Poo"][quote="Repsolaaron"]I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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probaly aarons pubic from his face[/quote]

You keep telling yourself that if it makes the pain go away.