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7pm Tuesday at pirates with special guest desert dog. Reservations are under Pete if you get there before I do.

Do you have an address for Pirates?

See you folks there

The corner of Vitoria and 5th in Oxnard.

HOLY FUCK SHIT.... desert dog!?!


I heard, at the Con, that is is one bad ass motherfucker. Might have to start calling him, Motherfucker Dog.

GJ told me that he invited a few new people, but didn't know you screwed with the venue. So he'll go over to Toppers, wait a half hour to scoop them up, and come to Pirates.

[quote="desert dog"]Do you have an address for Pirates?

See you folks there [/quote]

Since Pete doesn't know the word address I'll hook you up.

Pirates Grub and Grog
450 South Victoria Avenue
Oxnard, CA 93030-8650

[quote="abendx"][quote="desert dog"]Do you have an address for Pirates?

See you folks there [/quote]

Since Pete doesn't know the word address I'll hook you up.

Pirates Grub and Grog
450 South Victoria Avenue
Oxnard, CA 93030-8650[/quote]

I figured since DD is the most interesting man in the world he could find it with my directions.

"most interesting man" ??!?

DD... watch out, looks like Pete has the hots for you.

[quote="abendx"]DD... watch out, looks like Pete has the hots for you.[/quote]

He has obviously heard that I can perform the ancient tartaric "Dual-holio" technique; Where it seems like 2 holes are being penetrated simultaneously. Hopefully a strong diet of breast milk concoctions will keep his attention diverted from sins of the flesh. I will do my best to not leave him "moist and wanting".

And Pete, stay thirsty my friend

[quote="desert dog"]He has obviously heard that I can perform the ancient tartaric "Dual-holio" technique; Where it seems like 2 holes are being penetrated simultaneously. Hopefully a strong diet of breast milk concoctions will keep his attention diverted from sins of the flesh. I will do my best to not leave him "moist and wanting".[/quote]



[quote="desert dog"]And Pete, stay thirsty my friend [/quote]

Oh shit.... Pete, get ready! [img]http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/kysmiley.gif[/img]

[quote="abendx"][quote="desert dog"]He has obviously heard that I can perform the ancient tartaric "Dual-holio" technique; Where it seems like 2 holes are being penetrated simultaneously. Hopefully a strong diet of breast milk concoctions will keep his attention diverted from sins of the flesh. I will do my best to not leave him "moist and wanting".[/quote]



[quote="desert dog"]And Pete, stay thirsty my friend [/quote]

Oh shit.... Pete, get ready! [img]http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/kysmiley.gif[/img][/quote]


I think ill be ok sence i cant drink tonite. Stupid watch at 4am.

It was a good time wish I could have stayed longer. DD it was nice to have a guest appearance from you. Brad to have you go speechless was classic hope to see you all Saturday morning.

Oh man.... DD showed!

It was bad ass... the famous DD.

He was awful cute and I was going to make my moves, but it seemed that GJ was lonely without Ruth around and was also giving DD the googly eyes. So I decided to let GJ have the man, the myth, the Motherfucker Dog! But, in the end, Ruth showed up around 11pm and all GJ's hard work went down the drain. DD had not been drinking enough to make me look sexy yet, so I let him go home without any Nardian lovin.

Next time... DD is drinking whatever I am drinking, and three times as much! I *will* look sexy eventually. I did give him all my clothes last night so he could stay warm on the drive home... I think he liked looking at my butt crack, but really.... I am a giver, not a taker. If you need a taker, Pete fits the bill.

I thought Pirates worked out pretty good.... food was good and the booze was flowing. BUT.... DD did say those Bako guys get around 30 people to a meeting, so we need to step this shit up. Can't let them have all the fun out there in BFE.

Call him Mr motherfucker.

sent from HTC evo iPhone killer.

[quote="VICTORG93307"]Call him Mr motherfucker[/quote]
I like "D motherfuckin D"

[quote="desert dog"][quote="VICTORG93307"]Call him Mr motherfucker[/quote]
I like "D motherfuckin D" [/quote]

FAIL.

[quote="abendx"]FAIL.[/quote]