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April 12, 2012 7:00pm

Its time for

Join us at Chuy's on Rosedale hwy for a good time!!

If your not there you will miss out!

Wow, this is an early start! Im not missing this one.

WOrd is there will be a badass raffle.. This is one I will be down for.

[quote="t_long927"]WOrd is there will be a badass raffle.. This is one I will be down for.[/quote]


This raffle might give me reason to modify my brand new front bumper I just built :-)

Yep, we have been working hard getting items donated to raffle. This will be to help offset SOME of the costs of incorporating as a non-profit and getting insured - which will be over $1k.

This is not a M&G you want to miss. You think you gotta work? I disagree; GJ is letting you know far enough in advance to get out of it holmes. There will be everything from Hi-Lift jacks to IOR Chef's APRONS!!!!!!!!!!! How badass would you look grilling up some flesh with that badboy on - the neighbor ladies are goingz to be all up-onz you when they see you rockin the IOR gear. This M&G could change your life. Think our M&Gs are gonna be a sausage-fest like some of the other clubs? Hellz no, we got ladies that will out-wheel you and drink your ass under the table. When I say this could be a life changing event, thats not the crack-pipe talking. How awesome would it be to win some trail gear to boost not only your confidence on the trail, but your self confidence in life. And don't think you ladies are being left out, we got some female eye-candy in the club too, we don't let ladies buy there own drinks, and when dudes get sight of some of the new gear you won you are going to be worshiped like the off-road goddess you are. Aren't you sick of making excuses in your life? Well now is your time to change, cause there ain't no excuse worthy of missing this M&G extravaganza.

Raffle tickets are going to be $10 a pop. This may seem deceptively expensive, but trust me, its the dealeo of the century! There will be lots of prizes, and its all good booty too: no stickers and pencil sharpeners in this deal - we are talking stuff you can not live without. Yes this M&G might not only be a life changer, but possibly a life saver! And these prizes are as diverse as the club - somefin for everyone. And there is lots of it to raffle too. And lets keep it real for a moment; this cash-money be going to a cause dear to all of our hearts, to keep this club goin-n-growin. You will not be giving a pound of flesh with this donation, you will get something out of it both directly and indirectly.

Just so you know I ain't lyin and succumbing to crack induced hallucinations, ill periodically post pics of prizes in this thread. I know ya ll gonna be PMing me asking "hey mthr-Fing dez dog, save one of them 4 me yo". Nope, sorry, all dis fly gear is going to the M&G.

Damn it..... GJ, bring some of that SWAG back to the NARD. Some of us that don't believe in the "tooth optional" clause in the Bako Chapter's adendum to the club's rules, can not (will not) be able to attend. Hell, I'll buy Pete a couple of tickets to make that dirty sailor happy, while he dodges the AIDS while spreading American love across the African Sahara.

For once.... the 1% is getting fucked!

Hmm.... can NARDians pre purchase tickets and do they have to be present to claim their prizes?



























* And yes.... I said TOOTH optional. As I understand it, the Daliens might not be able to put the meth pipe down long enough to save that one last little black gem.

OMG

So I will be there. I will prolly bring some of my crazy friends. Sounds like Brad may have underestimated this girl from the Dale and apparently the M&G in the nard must suck, the ones here are well worth staying till close . Just sayin...

[quote="Franeebeth"]So I will be there. I will prolly bring some of my crazy friends. Sounds like Brad may have underestimated this girl from the Dale and apparently the M&G in the nard must suck, the ones here are well worth staying till close . Just sayin...[/quote]

This girl from the Dale is way out of her element.... that ho has Cottonwood tattoo'd all over her!

Shit... Abendx disappears for 6 months and comes back and doesn't miss a
brst.... lol Glad your back....

[quote="abendx"][quote="Franeebeth"]So I will be there. I will prolly bring some of my crazy friends. Sounds like Brad may have underestimated this girl from the Dale and apparently the M&G in the nard must suck, the ones here are well worth staying till close . Just sayin...[/quote]

This girl from the Dale is way out of her element.... that ho has Cottonwood tattoo'd all over her![/quote]

You are a girl from the Dale? Wrong thread for the cottonwood tat/shirt .

B-rad, I never let Trevina or Vicky near Cottonwood. They had to soak their butts in a bed of Celox last time they went there.

Get a bigger group down there in da Nard, and ill set up some prizes for yall. Im sure GJ can get a sponsorship from Paddy's, or wherever else you guys hang out.

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Nice!!!!

sent to you from a paper cup & some long ass string

[quote="desert dog"]Im sure GJ can get a sponsorship from Paddy's, or wherever else you guys hang out.[/quote]




How might one that lives in Bakersfield, two and a half hours away, know the local hot spots? I believe GJ DJs there.... I understand he likes working there because he gets a big tip at the end of the night. So Chris... did GJ give you the tip or the whole story?

OHHHHH yeaaaaaa!

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Nice loot!!!

looks like a hundred dollar coffe mug to me.

[quote="desert dog"]OHHHHH yeaaaaaa!

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OOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!

hmmm, now I want kool aid

sent to you from a paper cup & some long ass string

sweet prizes to raffle off. this meet and greet should be awesome. gonna be there for sure. hey chris do you have any of the original black infectious shirts? I need some more.

Damn... look at all that SWAG!!

I guess you guys should be happy you convicted DD to be the Mayor... how else would IOR get so many Obama dollars to buy all this great shit? Next thing you know, Oildale will have paved streets!?!

[quote="AJ99"]chris do you have any of the original black infectious shirts? I need some more.[/quote]
Yep, ill bring em.

I hope i can make it to this one!!! i will sure try! hey chris if you have a couple shirts in x-large ill take some please. i might be able to do a large.

[quote="desert dog"][quote="AJ99"]chris do you have any of the original black infectious shirts? I need some more.[/quote]
Yep, ill bring em.[/quote]

sweet. thanks

[quote="a dogs day"]I work every thrusday, and might never be at a meat and greet [/quote]


You can always join us on a trail run..... or maybe get a thursday off