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Come howl at the moon and rub tenticles with the ghosts and gouls on Saturday, October 27th. There will be keg beer, a margarita machine, and other scary experiments mixed by the mad scientist of IOR. Food will be catered and offer a delicious selection to satisfy flesh-eaters and blood-suckers alike. There will be plenty of treats and games for the kids, but after 11:00 the adult games begin with a costume contest, quickest beer bong, "Pick your spouse", and a beer pong tournament (3-person teams/house rules). Good music, games, pool table, hot tub, good food, drink, and frightening company await those who dare to enter. The REAL Bigfoot will provide local drive-home service for those victims who have become too infected to safely escape on their own.

DATE of INFECTION: 10/27/12

TIME of INFECTION: 7:00pm

TIME of DEATH: whenever

LOCATION: 3100 Phairfield St.
Bakersfield, CA 93314

You are more than welcome to invite other people and bring the kids. Please respond in this thread if you [u][b]DEFINITELY[/b][/u] plan to come and how many you are bringing so I can order enough food for everyone to have their fill and enough treats for the kids.

But beware; scary sights and blood-curdling sounds will be encountered at this event. Basically, another day at the MFDD compound

Hope to see you all there!

Me, Whitesnake plus 2 kiddos

Casaintsfan + 2 kids

sent from a paper cup and some long ass string

Me. (1)

Bigfoot is going to drive my drunk ass home to Oxnard??? Fucking-a!!

We will be a maybe. Jill+AJ+1 kiddo

We will be there...
Justin, Frances + 1 kiddo, I will let ya know on the 21 year old.

Zak, Katie and 3 kids. Lookin for fun!

Im in....Prolly just be myself unless I can find a buddy who will tag along.

[quote="Desert Dog"]Come howl at the moon and rub tenticles with the ghosts and gouls on Saturday, October 27th. There will be keg beer, a margarita machine, and other scary experiments mixed by the mad scientist of IOR. Food will be catered and offer a delicious selection to satisfy flesh-eaters and blood-suckers alike. There will be plenty of treats and games for the kids, but after 11:00 the adult games begin with a costume contest, quickest beer bong, "Pick your spouse", and a beer pong tournament (3-person teams/house rules). Good music, games, pool table, hot tub, good food, drink, and frightening company await those who dare to enter. The REAL Bigfoot will provide local drive-home service for those victims who have become too infected to safely escape on their own.

DATE of INFECTION: 10/27/12

TIME of INFECTION: 7:00pm

TIME of DEATH: whenever

LOCATION: 3100 Phairfield St.
Bakersfield, CA 93314

You are more than welcome to invite other people and bring the kids. Please respond in this thread if you [u][b]DEFINITELY[/b][/u] plan to come and how many you are bringing so I can order enough food for everyone to have their fill and enough treats for the kids.

But beware; scary sights and blood-curdling sounds will be encountered at this event. Basically, another day at the MFDD compound

Hope to see you all there![/quote]
well,,,, i was going to join you, until i read about "rubbing testicles with ghosts & ghouls"

Cant be scared Roger, we know what you tehachapi guys are like, we got room for you to crash we can.all get a ride from Bigfoot, or just pitch tents on Chris' lawn

DONT FORGET, there is will be a "Beerfest" event at this party!

Beerfest will be from 9-11:30pm, so get your 4-person teams together for this one. It will start with beer pong (house rules), then move to a beer-bong timed event, then move to quarters. The top 2 teams will go to a sudden death chug event where the anchor of each team will do "Das Boot".

Do you have a ”Das Boot” i need some practice if its available

need volunteers for the.whitesnake team, snake venom chugging skills are recomended but not required

[quote="Desert Dog"]DONT FORGET, there is will be a "Beerfest" event at this party!

Beerfest will be from 9-11:30pm, so get your 4-person teams together for this one. It will start with beer pong (house rules), then move to a beer-bong timed event, then move to quarters. The top 2 teams will go to a sudden death chug event where the anchor of each team will do "Das Boot".[/quote]
when do we start making teams, should there be a seperate thread for this?
anyone want me as a teammate?

TheBigDogg

Matt! I will be your wingman anytime!!!! You can count on me!!

TheBigDogg
MrsBigDogg
and daughter will be attending

[quote="munepit"]Matt! I will be your wingman anytime!!!! You can count on me!![/quote]
Jeff, wingman is only for picking up girls, didnt you see Top Gun

TheBigDogg

[quote="Lake_v2"]Do you have a ”Das Boot” [/quote]

Yes, I have a nice set of custom engraved "Das Bootes"

Remember, you are going to want at least one lady or more on your team. Ladies are aloud to "blow" during beer pong, and distract the male players throughout the competition. Boobies are an asset to a team in this event.

Would Vikki or Trevina count?

[quote="munepit"]Would Vikki or Trevina count?[/quote]
As long as they wear their black lacy bras!

josh,,,,you'd better bring the cinnamon whiskey my wife, her twin sister, and my sister in- law were pretty easy to talk out there tops
last time you brought that sheeit to my house.

( maybe you can "full-fill" the one you were arguing with)



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I can't make it. Just found out I have to go to a wedding that weekend in the Bay Area. Fuck!!!!

[quote="rgacord"]bring the cinnamon whiskey...... my wife, her twin sister, and my sister in- law were pretty easy to talk out there tops[/quote]
Ohh, im buying a case of that chit now!!!!!!

[quote="rgacord"]josh,,,,you'd better bring the cinnamon whiskey my wife, her twin sister, and my sister in- law were pretty easy to talk out there tops
last time you brought that sheeit to my house.

( maybe you can "full-fill" the one you were arguing with)



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Where can I buy that??

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Where can I buy that??[/quote]

It's called fireball. Most stores have it. I've bought it Albertsons. The boobs you are on your own for, Halloween is, however national dress like a slut day so I am guessing plenty will be on display

Wait.... he said they became "easy" after drinking this, insinuating that prior, they were prude about the situation. I was just thinking this would make it easy to get the Bako girls nakid.... but if you guys already do it for the holidays, I guess my work is already done.... I just need to show up and watch for the balls to pop out of the bouncy tent.