MAY 2012 TRAIL FAIL of the MONTH

[Desert Dog]

This is for the award for the MAY trail fail of the month! Remember, it only counts if it is on the trail, not on the street. Please don't enter pics of non-members.

[Desert Dog]

Jeep Deere has a bad day in Calico!!! grenades the front axle, looses a drive line, and has to be yanked for hours back to camp.

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[Desert Dog]

Aaron proves that XJs even roll on flat ground!!! He was attempting to do a mall-crawler pose on that rock and went over

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[Desert Dog]

jchoward freakin GRENADES a hub!!!

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[Desert Dog]

Zak pretzels his tie rod and has to use a Hi-lift jack handle as a temporary fix. DILF's cut claims another victim.

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[Zak.Taylor]

It was a tough decision.....Justin had a rough day, but I don't think it was so much Him that failed as it was his Jeep's weaker links.

Aaron on the other hand, has proven now that his Jeep rolls over easier than a two dollar hooker....or an 18.5 year old. lol......and that takes skill.

[Dirty LJ]

Oh, this is a close one!!!

You did forget that Justin lost BOTH drive lines and both driverside ball joints as well. The knuckle had to be bailing wired back together.

[Desert Dog]

Its almost as if Floppy did it on purpose just to win this award.

[abendx]

I think Zak took out his TR on the opening obstacle on Gatekeeper. Poor little thing.

And....

[quote="desert dog"]Its almost as if Floppy did it on purpose just to win this award.[/quote]

This!!

IDK, while Justin blew up his entire Jeep (or what seemed to be so) and we had to tug his ass home, Arron just rolled over on flat ground.... I was there, didn't see the roll, but damn, there was nothing there to roll on!??!?! He gets my vote x100 just because I never met a guy that could make a jeep roll on flat ground going two mph! I love Arron (not like I love BIGFOOTS titties tho)... he's proven to be serious IOR material and seeing he rolled that shit, is part of the inner club!!

I think we should have a "stupid fuckers" membership level.... and it's only obtainable after you've fuggled up good!

I know Alex, Mickey, MFD, Arron, Jeremy (where did that fucker go?), me, and surely a ton of others qualify.

[Repsolaaron]

[quote="abendx"]I think Zak took out his TR on the opening obstacle on Gatekeeper. Poor little thing.

And....

[quote="desert dog"]Its almost as if Floppy did it on purpose just to win this award.[/quote]

This!!

IDK, while Justin blew up his entire Jeep (or what seemed to be so) and we had to tug his ass home, Arron just rolled over on flat ground.... I was there, didn't see the roll, but damn, there was nothing there to roll on!??!?! He gets my vote x100 just because I never met a guy that could make a jeep roll on flat ground going two mph! I love Arron (not like I love BIGFOOTS titties tho)... he's proven to be serious IOR material and seeing he rolled that shit, is part of the inner club!!

I think we should have a "stupid fuckers" membership level.... and it's only obtainable after you've fuggled up good!

I know Alex, Mickey, MFD, Arron, Jeremy (where did that fucker go?), me, and surely a ton of others qualify.[/quote]


I second that. Stupid level stickers are in order now.

[abendx]

Oh yeah.... we can have a 1%er type crowd. Every group has one.... the rich vs poor, the bikers vs the hells angels, the straight vs VD.

I can see it now.... they will want to "occupy" all of our .5 year olds. Actually.... maybe Nom Nom was our first protester?

Good idea with the stickers Floppy... we'll have to find out where DD gets his made.

[Zak.Taylor]

Occupy infectious!!!! Redistribute the 4x4's! Communism! We should all have Dana 35's! Even munepit!

Nom nom for president!

[chuckanut105]

No I agree that the other guys broke way worse hands down but they where acctually wheeling there rigs. Not trying to get a picture on a rock. Someone who tries to look cool and rolls there rig thats a epic fail in my book.

[abendx]

[quote="Zak.Taylor"]Occupy infectious!!!! Redistribute the 4x4's! Communism! We should all have Dana 35's! Even munepit!

Nom nom for president![/quote]

Oh no..... Nom Nom for Prez!? Shit.... if the current occupier can be ejected and not replaced with another shitbird, I'd vote for it. Even if it was a 46.25 year old that's large claim to fame is that she used to live in my neighborhood. Really.... before long, the Strand will have the same connotation as the Dale and we'll be called 35'rs!

And the humanity... if you start calling us 35'rs, we'll be the ones running the 35s. Jeff will have to move to the Nard!

[quote="chuckanut105"]No I agree that the other guys broke way worse hands down but they where acctually wheeling there rigs. Not trying to get a picture on a rock. Someone who tries to look cool and rolls there rig thats a epic fail in my book.[/quote]

Stated so well from a guy stuck in the deepest ends of Jha-Booty!






































Plus.... I think you're mad that you can't get your junk up on a rock to pose!

P.S. Pete: I had Brett and Christian look at my setup yesterday and both said to say hello to you... So, hello bitch!