I see your beast and raise you this
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/5365398580.html '70 Karmenn Ghia Sex Rider - $1800
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1970 VW Karmenn Ghia
condition: like new
cylinders: 12 cylinders
drive: 4wd
fuel: hybrid
odometer: 12000672
paint color: custom
size: full-size
title status: parts only
transmission: automatic
type: coupe
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BEHOLD! Feast thine eyes upon history! I have in my possession a 1 in a 1,000,000,000,000, truly unique, piece of somewhat anglo-saxon culture. The story of this barnacle blasting piece of machinery is truly the tale of all tales, but we'll save that for another time. I must give a full disclosure before proceeding. I hereby will NOT be held liable for any injuries, hurt feelings, dropped ice creams cones, hickies, black eyes, bloody noses, pesky neighbors, terrible in laws, annoying wives, or screaming children. I will take credit for the wet panties that was be caused by the sight of the chariot of the gods however. The one of kind, titan slaying beast you are inquiring about has a multi-million dollar, state of the art camouflage called (REDACTED). This blends the car in with all the other POS's on this side of town. Quite convincing I know. It has dual-commie-roasting-flamethrowers on either side of the vehicle. Keep your distance Putin! The passenger cabin on this sex inducing convertible was made air tight by NASA for Neil's secret pre-trip to the moon. The (CLASSIFIED) radio system in this car plays, Atracs, record, cassets, telegraphs, bluray, hhddvvddbvds, mp3, mp4, and mp48's. Linda even installed a .50 cal minigun that pops up from the trunk compartment on the front of the car for DESTROYING ISIS on the weekends. The Vehicle has no identification markers, they've all been replaced by foil as to ward off unwanted alien attention. This beauty has 12 speed manual transmission that could hall Obama's big head up Mt. Everest with ease. Has ejection seats installed under the passenger only for those annoying little shit bags I call my children. No need to sit and wait in lines at the gas station anymore. She runs off of Jager and the blood of your enemies. Ive super charged the turbine engine as to allow myself to out run my ex wife when she wants money(works pretty well guys). Ive also installed infrared headlights like a total Delta seal team 6 tier 8 ranger badass. The A/c in this thing on the lowest setting will give you nipples hard enough to cut diamonds, and dont get my started on the heater. Satan's penis doesnt even get that hot. That pretty much sums up my Nazi engineered, ISIS destroying, love machine. So if you're man enough to make an offer I shall be awaiting your blood sacrifice. No mere mortal can purchase such a godly creation!
'Murica
Ok, so being serious, I've had it for 18 years, no title, original convertible frame and mounting. Originally a coupe but the top was chopped to convert it. Selling as is. Take it all or take nothing.
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