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What if one night after a long hard day of meth production you are sound asleep in your double wide and around 1 am you get a call from the sheriffs department, you have to go pick up what you thought was your straight kid. As you get to said place you see a couple of his friends naked down to they're tighty whitties and dripping wet all lined up against the fence and your son is one of them. Here's the kicker "no girls only guys, a complete sausage fest". Now what would you do??

Is this your dating headline on daliendates.com?

[quote="abendx"]Is this your dating headline on daliendates.com?[/quote]

No it's a true story shared by one of our members on saturday night.

I didn't mean to inspire you with that story . Pervert.

Out of all of the infectious true stories; BJ Bandit, Sausage fest at the pool, Drawer full of astro-glide for shocks, etc.; the one I actually want to hear more about is the naked legless chick using her hands for locomotion around B-rads house. I have many questions to ask on that one

O wow... LOL.... I know that if I were the said member, [size=50]DD[/size], I would probably beat the gayness out of that kid.. lol

[quote="desert dog"]I actually want to hear more about is the naked legless chick using her hands for locomotion around B-rads house. I have many questions to ask on that one [/quote]

I second that!!!!!

This is a story for the campfire. Geez.... keep it infected. Who knows who might be reading this thread!?!

[quote="abendx"]This is a story for the campfire. Geez.... keep it infected. Who knows who might be reading this thread!?! [/quote]

Well hopefully her hands fell off or she might find you on here...