Damn it.... they are letting him back into California!?!
But really.... Joshy, get your tail back here, the meetings are getting bad without Pete and yourself. No one else is willing to man the barrel? I guess it must be a Navy thing?
And for those that don't know Josh. When I met him, he was behind Hummer, giving a hummer to one of his fellow Cum Injected fellows. I called him all kinds of names and slung as many insults his way, yet he swindled his way into our IOR group shot and landed at the next meeting.
Yes... he might have been stalking me.
Yes... he might be wanting something from me that he can't have.
Yes... I am aware that these things sometimes get out of hand and the closeted crazys goes crazy!
But, he bought an IOR sticker at the meeting and slapped it on his H3 (the CI sticker was gone!?!?). So I had to give the boy some credit then and there, even if he had evil plans for my back side (which Josh, you still can not have!). He talked mad shit about Cum Injected... some shit about how they wouldn't actually inject anything. He rambled on about some old boys network and that he'd have to do his time before he could be of any use to the club. Lots of cleaning old stains, but nothing about getting to make new ones. Really... it was all over my head and nothing that concerned me. Yet he was now IOR and he had a usefulness that was missing from his heart. When we were able to finally convince Pete to pop up and out of the barrel, Josh Slinky'd in like he was a pro... big smile on his face. Come to find out... he was a pro. Naval training from his shipborne days, he claimed. Joshy finally had a reason to live and IOR gained a much superior barrel boy (sorry Pete!).
So yeah... that is the story of Josh -or- at least all that really matters.
Let's all hope that Josh makes it out to Calico for AFD. He got rid of that Hummer and bought a Jeep. Luckily for all involved, he is still Navy through and through.
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 11:51 am
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