3rd annual Boobz & Tubez 7/22/2012 1:30pm @RANCHERIA ROAD

[Beck*A*Poo]

FYI ................ IF ANYONE WANTS TO ATTEND , MY LESBIAN FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME...:p


This Event is totally FREE!

All attendees must know how to swim and MUST have a floatation device!

You can buy tubes at Walmart for $6 or try Big 5.

Floats and rafts are encouraged! Feel free to make any type of Float or raft that will add to the excitement of the Tube Float. Make sure everything stays securely on the float and that it wont end up as litter in the River...Last year we saw a bunch of creative ideas and we expect to see double the amount this year.

If you can't swim then don't even bother going!!!!!!!!!!!

Life vests are highly recommended but are not mandatory!

We will not tolerate any littering so pack it in and pack it out!

Do not leave anything valuable in your cars for we are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged property.

If you wear pasties then please bring a shirt so that when we get closer to the park you can cover up....Pasties will be provide courtesy of DJ DannyBoi while supplies last.

If you aren't fit enough to wear pasties then don't wear them!

We will be stopping 3 times to eat, drink, and hit both rope swings.

Please DO NOT TIE UP TUBES TOGETHER!

Please party responsibly and please keep an eye on all of your friend and family! If someone is too intoxicated please cut them off and take care of your friends.

Please keep hydrated! River water, beer, and alcohol are not forms of hydration.

The Kern River is avery dangerous river so treat it with respect.

ENTER THE KERN RIVER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!

Please only invite adults 18 and up!

No underage drinking or fighting will be tolerated.

We will need taxi cab services so if you are a taxi company please call 206-854-2420.

Carpooling is highly recommended

Please don't drink and drive after the event. If needed take the time to sober up in the park while BBQn

Stay clear of the sides of the river! Keep towards the center to avoid being tangled and caught up in the bushes and trees.

Boobz and Tubez does not advocate nor do we condone nudity, drug use, underage drinking, public intoxication, fighting, harassment of any kind, vandalism, weapons Etc.

Lets have fun guys! We are all a family on this float so please act accordingly. If some one is hurt then please lend a hand. We want to keep this annual float alive so please party responsibly.

[munepit]

Got any boob pics from last yr? Are these all bull dykes? Give me some tit pics!! Are you going?

[Beck*A*Poo]

we have kiddos but have never heard or gone so dunno maybe google might have pics

[abendx]

Jeff..... go and find out if it is all bulls or if they have a few chicks interspersed.

If there are women in the group, lets go next year and make fun of each other trying to pick up on them.... maybe even put together a pot for those that are successful (not likely).

[munepit]

This sounds like something I need to check out.

[Beck*A*Poo]

there's 300 plus people going so far

[munepit]

Thats a lot of boobies!!!

[Zak.Taylor]

It's not just lesbians....my straight chick friends forwarded it to me

[Desert Dog]

Is it the "wife beater, spiky hair, basketball shorts, sports bra, man envy" crowd ? Or is it a bunch of ladies who look like ladies and like to get it on with other ladies ?

I'm just warning you Becka, the former will not accept Whitesnake as there is nothing in plastic that can match his "naturalness". He could turn them all straight again, and they fear this.