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Thanks to Infectious Offroad for bringing us together ..... My plan was to never meet anyone in the group because of conflict but were going strong and couldn't be happier .... Happy Anniversary Matt (Whitesnake) !!!

Ode to Whitesnake and Beck*a*poo
From DesertDog ... had to cut out the leaving city part

She wowed all the dalions, as Honey Due Melons;
named for a chest that was right.
She made men look gay, with her bone-stock XJ;
climbing every obstacle in sight.

Then along came Lake, who was later Whitesnake;
with a YJ where Becka often sat.
She showed him the knockers, and he installed her lockers;
thus the legend of Malibu Matt.

Oh that Honey Due, who became Beck*a*Poo;
found a man that was after her heart.
So she gave up the fanny, and he fixed her tranny;
and now the two will never part.

Awesome!

That's funny as hell.

[quote="Repsolaaron"]That's funny as hell.[/quote]
I know right lol ... it was the best poem I've read lol

[quote="Beck*A*Poo"]Ode to Whitesnake and Beck*a*poo
From DesertDog ... had to cut out the leaving city part

She wowed all the dalions, as Honey Due Melons;
named for a chest that was right.
She made men look gay, with her bone-stock XJ;
climbing every obstacle in sight.

Then along came Lake, who was later Whitesnake;
with a YJ where Becka often sat.
She showed him the knockers, and he installed her lockers;
thus the legend of Malibu Matt.

Oh that Honey Due, who became Beck*a*Poo;
found a man that was after her heart.
So she gave up the fanny, and he fixed her tranny;
and now the two will never part.[/quote]
and,,,,, congrats guys, you make a great team

hey DD,,,,,,,, don't you write childrens books on the side