Holy fuck.... DD?!?! Do NOT let Vicki come to your party. She sent me a text with a picture of your gift. It is a world class donkey, straight from the floors of a seedy little bar in Tijuana. I am guessing, by the looks of this thing, Vicki found one on sale, maybe a retired donkey show donkey? Never the less, he said "world class" and "award winning." Also pointed out that DD won't walk straight for at least a month!?! That is some major donkey action right there. Your party will be one for the record books if someone gets the video on YouTube.... A Desert Donkey Production! (you know, the stuff he does when he's not in the Jeep

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