The Midget and I will be MIA till the 22 of Dec.

[Dirty LJ]

I have kidnapped the Midget and taken her on a cruise with me in the Caribbean!!! We will not be using the cell phones because it costs $2.50 a minute!!!!! And the internet is also expensive...but most of the reason is that I will be too drunk to use either device !!

See you all when we get back.