DAMN!?!?! That is some fucked up shit there. So.... let me see if I read this right. Pete moved in on you and gave you the gift that keeps on giving, your old lady got pissed that you cheated on her (truth be told: someone was jealous that Pete was horded and lashed out), Ryan was then used as a pinch hitter, but couldn't provide the "Pete Experience;" therefore, all was lost and you moved back to Texas.
Did I get that right? Damn Texan is hard to decipher, but I am lending my seasoned hand to try (I spent a few years 'down south' when I was in the service).
Anyways.... get your ass in gear, get your shit straight, and get back here. Fucker!
