Oh man.... you girls cackle like a bunch of vaginas. I know one of you is a vagina and one a pussy, but that is not important today... what is is that you whiny bitches need to pipe down a little. I mean really, do you think I'll produce if you keep pulling at my coat tails?
Here's a tease because I love you guys (like a sister)... but any more whining will equate to two weeks wait on video production.
First two.... what's in common?
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Next is Rick. What the fuck happened to Rick... humm? I thought he was IOR material, but he's yet to show up. I guess he likes his club better than ours?

I liked wheeling with him and his well put together YJ. Hope he can make it out again.
[i]Look at that... we tagged his heep! Come on Rick... The Few are a bunch of mudders, you can play with us in the rocks![/i]
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Of course.... no run that I go on can be complete without some Tilly action. I love me some Tilly!
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[i]Hey Apeshit! The trail is the other way![/i]
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Then we got this cutie, Pussy Palmer. He's bringing back Rosie and he's doing it with a callous!
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[i]Wow... a little hottie watching Ryan. Would she have stayed knowing his future new nickname?[/i]
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[i]Ryan getting air!! Who knew he was a pilot?[/i]
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Then there is Vagina Pete. The organizer. This guy is true Navy all the way.... he even hot racked with his buddy. Hmm... is it still called hot racking when you do it in a tent... AT THE SAME TIME?
No one can be sure if this [img]http://www.justblowme.com/images/smilies/doggystyle.gif[/img] occurred or not, so please Vicki.... don't get excited just yet.
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[i]Look at that.... Pete found an audience and look at that, she's getting excited and standing up so that she won't miss any of the big VP. What she didn't know was that the extra room in his sleeping bag was already spoken for.[/i]
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And then there was this other guy.... somehow he showed up, playing disco-disco. Pathetic!
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[i]This is the face of a fornicator. Watch out, but give me your 18-23 year old daughters. I'll turn them into disco queens! [img]http://www.justblowme.com/images/smilies/poppy.gif[/img][/i]
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Meh.... okay. Stop your complaining! Video will come sooner or later. [img]http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/misc_flipa.gif[/img]
So.... my little report.
The Oxnard Chapter started from Ventura... Ryan was a no show, but finally get his junk going and caught up with us near the bottom of the hill. We later met up with the SGV boys at the DISCO center (I checked, but there was no Kool and the Gang records being sold?). Soon thereafter.... we hit Gold Mountain. GM isn't much, but it's a nice little trail to start off with, get your bearings, and of course, there are some beautiful views of the lake from that trail. From there, we headed over to John Bull. JB used to be harder, I think. Although, one or two sections did seem worse than before (both winch pulls occurred on the same spot I have seen stock Land Rovers go through). And from there.... Holcomb.
Holcomb was the big draw for me... it's been closed for sometime due to fires and my understanding was that it was the hardest trail in BB. Well... it wasn't really bad at all. There were two or there fun sections.... but, a massive amount of beautiful views! And that is with it being burned out.... I can't begin to imagine how pretty it would have been before the fires.
Then it was on to the camp ground. The SGV boys rolled in with us and had a few cold ones before they headed out.... we enjoyed each others company and met some other wheelers in the camp site. The campsite sucked monkey balls.... we had Compton on one side, East LA on the other.... both were hell bent on seeing who could be more annoying... screaming nonsense til about 4:30am.... SUCKED! So... payback occurred at 5:15am. I got up and started singing as loud as I could how beautiful a day it was.... first peep out of the getho next door, was answered with a you kept me up all night night owl.... now it's the early birds turn. Within an hour... the 20+ people were up, packed, and gone! Weird!!
We spent too much time talking with the guy that ran the place (nice guy... I just wanted to be on the trail before 9am... not after noon). We did Dishpan and then stopped at Deep Creek to bath and enjoy the water and sun for a bit. When we got back to the heeps, we all had FS tickets. Adventure Pass bullshit. After that... seeing we were all kind of tired, not getting much sleep, we rolled down the mountain and had the traditional pizza after wheeling at a great place I know of in the SFV (Stonefire if you're interested).
Only carnage I know of is the big ass rock Tilly pounded into pieces, a ripped off flare, and a bent shock.