Should have called ICE

[TheBigDogg]

Seen this on the way to work, about 3:00 pm

I live pretty close to there, might have been able to help

[Desert Dog]

Fart head ran out of GAS

[TheBigDogg]

Give him my number, that was really close to home, I could have helped him out

[Dirty LJ]

You see..... There's this new invention called a gas gauge, most vehicles have them....when the little stick points at the E it usually means its time to visit a gas station. If that fails there is an odometer that can tell you how many miles you have gone (now stay with me, this requires a little thought) and if you know about how many miles you can go before you are empty; you can tell when you need to visit the gas station.

[Desert Dog]

He even has a low fuel light and a chime telling him to get gas!

(notice the shithead award on the center dash, visible through the windshield)