Yesterday I see that some bikes were chained up to my property... I was like WTF!?!
So I write a note and leave it on the bikes:
[quote]Hi.
I have lived here for over 15 years and have yet to see anything like this.
Seeing you have decided to secure your items on my property, without my permission, I feel there is one of two things I can do. I could confiscate your items or could charge you a fee for using my property.
I think a fair fee for use is $10/day per item, but seeing you have yet to obtain my permission, I am going to add an additional penalty fee of $10.
So, I must thank you for introducing me to a new business opportunity and you can deposit your fees in the mailbox.
So next time…. Please don’t lock up your bike on my property. Take them with you to the beach.[/quote]
Later that afternoon, I find this in my mailbox:
[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7eBDobvK8Qo/UCHGqjFOkvI/AAAAAAAAT_Y/rz6yWjsrm1A/s1255/IMG_20120807_185220.jpg[/img]
Ahahaha!!! I win..... the Mormons gave *me* money!??!
