meet-n-greet

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meet-n-greet

Postby Uncle Cracker » November 15th, 2013, 11:27 am

for me,, the night started off on the wrong foot: the moment i pulled up, a restaurant employee(maybe the manager, i don't know) told me that matt and i (and everyone else)would have to stay clear of the handicap spots in front. i'm thinking this means, no more of our shenanigans, and no more stacking for safety reasons should someone legitimately need one or all of those spots.

BUT:

in true IOR fashion, the party carried on, in some cases, teetering on
"out of control" :drunkbuds:

I LOVE THIS PLACE, thanks for havin me :drinks:

P.S. nice job on the jackets "desert dog" :Thumb:
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Beck*A*Poo » November 15th, 2013, 11:37 am

Yea I talked to one of managers and they said by law which is true that the handicap has to be open.....

Now for the stacking we can do what the hell we want so by all means stack away
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Uncle Cracker » November 15th, 2013, 11:42 am

post up your story :stirPot:

example: dusty's old lady offered to kick "redneck" in the ear :kungfu: :lol2:
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Dirty LJ » November 15th, 2013, 11:43 am

Great Meet & Greet!!!

Always a pleasure to see all of you!

I am glad I could talk The Midget out of the house for it!

The Flying Tomato was EPIC!!!

and "Eat a bag of Dicks" :lol: :lol3: :lol: :lol3:
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Lake_v2 » November 15th, 2013, 12:17 pm

I tossed my nut in Rednecks beer....


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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Beck*A*Poo » November 15th, 2013, 12:19 pm

Two chicks hit on me.... lol


I threw a flying tomato which stuck to curtis's face lol
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Desert Dog » November 15th, 2013, 12:52 pm

* Tomato slices fly through the air much better than nachos
* Ladies get female erections for Becka
* The IOR KOH rig, all shined-up and bad ass
* Roger proudly displaying his new battle scars
* A new manager, that's almost the same as the old manager, but started to not give a shit by the end of the night
* A bartender that will let you touch him anywhere for a tip
* More exposed testicles
* Boobies......glorious boobs
* Opie has a SMOKING HOT wife that is a pre-med student!!!!! WTF :thinking:
* Jeff REALLLLLY loves the ass play
* Mikeys got some flex now!
* Love petting the sheep
* The board of directors meeting involved tongue
* Don't give a parrot too many margaritas
* Dusty's girl can party
* Redneck loves nuts in his beer
* A CB antenna can launch a glow stick 30 feet into traffic
* Josh drinks smurf jizz
* Henry gets sexier every month
* Never leave your phone unattended
* Broken hearts do mend
* Maybe a buggy can go over rocks, but it can't go under them.............
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby munepit » November 15th, 2013, 4:22 pm

I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Uncle Cracker » November 15th, 2013, 5:00 pm

[quote="Desert Dog"]* Tomato slices fly through the air much better than nachos
* Ladies get female erections for Becka
* The IOR KOH rig, all shined-up and bad ass
* Roger proudly displaying his new battle scars
* A new manager, that's almost the same as the old manager, but started to not give a shit by the end of the night
* A bartender that will let you touch him anywhere for a tip
* More exposed testicles
* Boobies......glorious boobs
* Opie has a SMOKING HOT wife that is a pre-med student!!!!! WTF :thinking:
* Jeff REALLLLLY loves the ass play
* Mikeys got some flex now!
* Love petting the sheep
* The board of directors meeting involved tongue
* Don't give a parrot too many margaritas
* Dusty's girl can party
* Redneck loves nuts in his beer
* A CB antenna can launch a glow stick 30 feet into traffic
* Josh drinks smurf jizz
* Henry gets sexier every month
* Never leave your phone unattended
* Broken hearts do mend
* Maybe a buggy can go over rocks, but it can't go under them.............[/quote]



now, that's what i'm talkin about :lol2: good times :brows:
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Beck*A*Poo » November 15th, 2013, 5:53 pm

[quote="munepit"]I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.[/quote]


Say what lol
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Dirty LJ » November 15th, 2013, 6:41 pm

[quote="Beck*A*Poo"][quote="munepit"]I rubbed my nut sack all over Becca's phone. Rode in Larry's badass 911 S4. It's a focking rocketship!!!! I forget what else. Oh, got a cool jacket.[/quote]


Say what lok[/quote]


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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Repsolaaron » November 15th, 2013, 10:07 pm

That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Uncle Cracker » November 18th, 2013, 7:20 am

[quote="Repsolaaron"]That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.[/quote]


:suprise: OUCH!
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby abendx » November 18th, 2013, 7:55 am

[quote="Repsolaaron"]That explains she pulled a pube out of her mouth as she as talking on her phone.[/quote]


But.... was it Jeff's or Matt's? COme on Aaron, it's common knowledge that you know the balls of IOR.
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Beck*A*Poo » November 18th, 2013, 8:21 am

now thats gross aaron lol....
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Desert Dog » November 18th, 2013, 11:42 am

Who has pubes???

I have seen half the club's testicles lately, and I must say that we are a well groomed bunch :Thumb:
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Repsolaaron » November 18th, 2013, 2:27 pm

I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby Beck*A*Poo » November 18th, 2013, 4:21 pm

[quote="Repsolaaron"]I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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probaly aarons pubic from his face
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Re: meet-n-greet

Postby abendx » November 19th, 2013, 8:36 am

[quote="Beck*A*Poo"][quote="Repsolaaron"]I've never been able to grow ball hair.

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probaly aarons pubic from his face[/quote]

You keep telling yourself that if it makes the pain go away. :stirPot:
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