IOR Bakersfield Meet & Greet April 12, 2012 7:00pm

[Desert Dog]

Its coming up soon YO! lots of cool prizes. Heres a little taste of what your in for;

130W KC slimlights. Not some cheap-crap Autozone lights, but the REAL Baja-proven classics.
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And you say I don't care about how your getting stuck all the time and breaking your junk on rocks and such. Well I DO CARE about your ass!!! So, check this out and stop spreading nasty rumors about me, I'm sensitive. You like em "long & strong", and these 60" bad-boys will satisfy that need.
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You all keep saying, "hey m'effin Dez Dog, hook me up wit one of those pimpin gas tanks you got back there". Well I'm doin it biatchez!!!! ROTOPAX 3 gal fuel tank with all the mounting hardware, just what you need.
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More to come, so you better plan on ditching work, wedding anniversaries, heart transplants, or your kid's homework time - BECAUSE THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!

[Desert Dog]

OHHHH LORDY LORDY. OHHHHHH MAN, you gotz to check this out. THE BEST on-board air compressor on the market!!!! This beauty is a TWIN MOTOR compressor with an integral COOLING FAN made by ARB. You haven't seen this baby on the trail yet cause its a new design and most folks can't throw enough benji-greens at it to get it on their Jeep. But YOU don't have to worry about that because Infectious Off-Road got the HOOK-UP! Folks will be lining up by your Jeep to get their rubber pumped when they find out what your packin. Check it out;

http://store.arbusa.com/ARB-On-Board-Hi ... 21341.aspx

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Im telling y'all, this next M&G is going to be OFF THE HOOK!

[munepit]

Damm! How the hell did you score all this? Did I miss something here? Something is going on here, and I cant figure it out yet. Whats the catch? Are we goning national or something?

Whatever is going on, this is one way getting new members and keeping the current members very happy!

[4X4CRZY]

Ahhhhh once again I work!!!! FML

[76foxx]

[color=#0040FF] tickets at the door?[/color]

[REDxj5150]

still unsure about work. They say the rig will be ready thursday or friday. I can only hope friday, but in case of the worst I'd like to purchase a ticket to this lottery of fine off-highway related items. cough*and kick a few dollars in to securing those KC's, they sure would look nice on an ol' c'mando you know*cough

How would I go about acquiring a few of these absentee tickets today DD?

[Desert Dog]

Sorry yall, youz got to be thar 2 win. See, we have been plotting a devious agenda; one of the goals is to increase turn-out, and get new folks involved. If it works, cool. If it doesn't, oh well we got some kickass gear. Its a win-win!

I'm also securing some gear to raffle off at the next Oxnard M&G. So don't cry my little "Nardians", Dez Dogz gonna take care of you too!

[Desert Dog]

[quote="76foxx"][color=#0040FF] tickets at the door?[/color][/quote]
Indeed my friend! $10 a ticket, and quite a bargain for what is being given away.

[Desert Dog]

Like an off-road menstrual cycle with an unstoppable flow, the gear just wont stop flowing! No tampons for us, we like it!

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[abendx]

[quote="desert dog"]Sorry yall, youz got to be thar 2 win. See, we have been plotting a devious agenda; one of the goals is to increase turn-out, and get new folks involved. If it works, cool. If it doesn't, oh well we got some kickass gear. Its a win-win!

I'm also securing some gear to raffle off at the next Oxnard M&G. So don't cry my little "Nardians", Dez Dogz gonna take care of you too![/quote]

Damn.... you kick ass and I love you (like a sister). Vicki.... blow Chris for me.

[Desert Dog]

What is this gay looking mini golf bag, and why is DD giving this away?
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SURPRISE SUCKAS!!!! Thats a full CO2 system in there!!!!!!!
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[Dirty LJ]

I think there should be one exception to the must be present to win. I bought 2 tickets for Pete (chuckanut105) who is currently deployed and has no way of making it.

[Desert Dog]

[quote="Dirty LJ"]I think there should be one exception to the must be present to win. I bought 2 tickets for Pete (chuckanut105) who is currently deployed and has no way of making it. [/quote]
Deployed military IS definitely an exception

Ill throw in two for Peter, and when his AIDS ridden body returns from Africa, he can buy his tickets in blood-diamonds and receive any cool gear he wins.

[abendx]

[quote="Dirty LJ"]I think there should be one exception to the must be present to win. I bought 2 tickets for Pete (chuckanut105) who is currently deployed and has no way of making it. [/quote]

That was nice of you.

[t_long927]

Fuck it.. I'll be there with atleast 1 kid but most likely all 3... lol

[jeep84cowgrl]

Us newbies plan on being there also, me, hubby and our 3 kids..not driving our jeep though, too much gas to drive from Taft. See you guys there tonight.

[REDxj5150]

I'm in!

[JeremyRowell]

All this great Chit and I wanna go...

[Uncle Cracker]

WWWWOWWWWWW,,,, i can't believe what you SCORED!!!!
unbelievable STUFFFF.
My wife, my brother, and i will be there
possibly my brother in-law, and a new freind(jeep owner )

[Desert Dog]

[quote="rgacord"]WWWWOWWWWWW,,,, i can't believe what you SCORED!!!!
unbelievable STUFFFF.
My wife, my brother, and i will be there
possibly my brother in-law, and a new freind(jeep owner )[/quote]
Are you bringing the 4-runner? I want to check that out.

[Uncle Cracker]

10-4 by the way ,,,,,everyone is up for the raffle, right?
or just members?

[Desert Dog]

If they are not already members, but show to our M&G - then I guess that makes them NEW MEMBERS

[chrisrigby]

so how do you become an official member ?

[Desert Dog]

[quote="chrisrigby"]so how do you become an official member ?[/quote]
I heard it involves lubricant



JK, We currently have no member structure, but will be forced to put together some type of membership structure in the near future with non-profit status. We will most likely have 2 types of members:

1) Full Members; members that pay a small fee of $50 per year, and get voting rights in return. This will generate enough revenue to pay for insurance and the web site.

2) Associate Members: Members that just pay $10 for their stickers one time, pay no dues, and get no voting rights. Basically, the same as it is right now.

This way we can keep things going at a high level, but won't scare away people who want no commitment.

More on this will be discussed in a separate thread in coming weeks. We are charting new territory here.

[REDxj5150]

That's a pretty good plan actually. The annual full membership is a bit steep compared to NAXJA, but I do understand that this is a much smaller group. If that'll keep the lights on then I'm for it.